Funny quotes

Funny Quotes

On one issue at least men and women agree:

They both distrust women.

- H.L. Mencken



Borrow money from pessimists.

They don’t expect it back.

- Steven Wright



You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

- Dave Barry



Always be sincere,

even if you don’t mean it.

- Harry S. Truman



Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead.

- Benjamin Franklin



One of the problems of taking things apart and seeing how they work -

supposing you’re trying to find out how a cat works–you take that cat apart

to see how it works, what you’ve got in your hands is a non-working cat. The

cat wasn’t a sort of clunky mechanism that was susceptible to our available

tools of analysis.

- Douglas Adams



Never play cat and mouse games if you’re a mouse.

- Don Addis



“It�s a funny thing about free speech: It can�t be just for your political friends. If freedom means anything, it is the one valuable gift you have to give to your worst enemies, in order to keep it for yourself.”

- Doug Christie



“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.”

- Scott Adams, American cartoonist; creator of �Dilbert�



“The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that

heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ (I found it!) but

‘That’s funny…’”

- Isaac Asimov